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Taking an up close and uncomfortable look at the staff of Random-Generics
The reason I wanted start this site was because I liked sites with wity articles that could make you laugh, but I could never find a site where common people like us could send in articles of our own. So I decided to make a site where that goal could be achieved, of course this site is extremely low-budget(don't rub it in), but at the moment I can't afford to run my own domain because I don't have a job to pay for it. So for now this is what we got to work with so come on people now, help Random-Generics the success that I want it to be, send us your articles or send me cash, either one(preferably cash).
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Jago
He was born on planet Krypton and was sent to earth by
his father right before the planet exploded. Now he uses his awesome powers to fight crime and pick up chicks. Well, that's what he tells his shrink. Jago is just an insane little boy who wants to spread the joys of madness across the internet. He enjoys longs walks on the beach and dismembered shrunken heads. If you got a bug up your ass and feel like complaining about something, feel free to send it to Jago, but most likely your letter will get mixed up with his other important mail like "increase you penis size today" and "free anime porn, click here!" |
Sideshow Bob
Abandoned in a pet shop at the age 14, he was raised by gerbils. After a couple days his parents realized where he was, bought him and left him in the gerbil cage for a week. Now when ever he has to take a shit, he finds some newspaper and lays it on the ground and then does his business. Sideshow Bob is always pissed, you could give him 1 million dollars and he'd swat you in the balls with a whiffle bat. In fact, I think he has a fetish for swating people in the balls, I mean he swats me in the balls and tells me to talk dirty to him.
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