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The greatest question on earth
Okay, I understand you need something to sit on, and go crap with, but God, do we really need them that badly? Most people just use them to get guys, or girls, whatever floats your boat. I mean, if you sit down too long on them you cant feel it anymore, goes numb ( I know this from previous experience). And it's not like u can go crap 24/7(what a wonderful world that would be), it would be kinda weird if you could, you would have to have a toilet permently stuck to your ass.
Sooner or later your ass will turn into mush and it's not gonna be something very pretty to look at anymore, if it was pretty to look at in the first place.
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A world without asses
J. Lo. is pretty much solely famous 'cause of her big booty. Hey, if u can be a sucky actor, and be someone who doesn't sing much anymore, and still be at least somewhat known, why not be somewhat known beacuse of your big ass. Kind of a sad thing to be known for, but oh well.
Men probally don't agree with me that you shouldn't have an ass, mainly because most guys like staring at them. But I agree with myself, they are 1) useless and 2) they take up too much room.
Okay, imagine a world without asses, yeah, I know your thinking how would we crap? Or there wouldn't be anything to spank, but just play along with me here....... no butts what so ever, when you needed to take a dump, a whole would just pop up somewhere on your body and let loose, might take some getting use to (especially if a whole popped up on your head and shit just started flowin) but you probably could force a whole to pop up at the bottom of your foot, so a trail of crap would follow you everywhere you go.(would have been handy for Hansel and Gretal)
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I hate all butts and I can not lie
There would just be an empty space where your ass use to be. How would you sit, you may ask? Well lucky for you, I have an answer for that too. You would just walk around with a pillow tied to your hips. Good thing you have me to answer all your stupid questions.
Dumb dogs can bite them... and so-called-friends can put something like a whoopee cushion on a chair right before you sit on the chair or they pull away the chair your about to sit on so you fall on, OMG, your ASS!! It's just a disaster waiting to happen...
SO, to sum up what I just said... ASSES ARE GAY AND USELESS AND I HATE, OH, I MEAN, STRONGLY DISLIKE THEM!! Someone really needs to ask God, "God, why did you give animals and humans assess? Why not plants, huh?" You don't see plants going crap or anything.Why can't I be a plant. WHY???' And that someone isn't going to be me. Sorry folks, just can't do it.(God strongly dislikes me)
Instead of wasting money on cancer and AIDS treatment, doctors and all those people should start looking for a way to get rid of asses! (Oh no, it would NOT be a waste of money to get rid of butts. It would be a very very smart thing to do). Because then, we could have asses in an Extinct Animal book, but instead make an Extinct Body Parts book.
Of course it would be a one page book, but maybe we can slip in a kidney or intestinal track, do we really need one.
NO, I say, NO MORE ASSES!! Peace Out
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Virginia is already on the right track
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